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The parable of colors

At that time there was a nice market, crowded of people who buy everything. But
were put out by the tyrant and said that no one could buy or vinda fabrics of blue, because they were the symbol of the prince, and his sickly fairy tales.
This was done, and no one bought more blue cloth.

But then again the messengers returned saying that you could neither buy nor vinda of green cloth, because the colors reminded of Robin Hood, and his friends thieves.
And so it was done, and no one bought it.

And then put them back to prohibit buying or vinda of yellow cloth, which offended the Sun, and the white ones that offended the Moon, and no one will bought for such colors.

And then back again to prohibit the fabrics of pink and brown ones, and those of any other color that was not gray.

And so the world turned gray, and disappeared vitality and even smile on the faces of children. And who wants to understand

understand, so the others are so full of pride who do not will never understand.

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The parable of flavors.

At that time they were the messengers of the tyrant and said that those who had eaten of the salt would have been imprisoned, because salt retains fluids and make you fat, which is bad for your health and mind of the tyrant. They returned

the messengers of the tyrant and said that those who ate sugar or something sweet would be imprisoned, because sugar makes you fat, which is bad for your health and mind of the tyrant.

And yet returned to prohibit the pungent and spicy, and heard about the new flavor of the broth, also forbade that, and each diner would eat only unleavened bread and water, to give honor to the tyrant.

Despite much love for them, however, the people, ungrateful, complaining of that food without flavor. But he, the tyrant, rebuked them for wanting to offend, eating salty food, who could not eat, and eating the cake, the one who could not make use, and so on.
In his great wisdom
the tyrant retired to his room, letting the people murmured.

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The parable of the restaurant.

At that time a traveler was eating his dinner in a restaurant, and had already raised the fork to spear a bite of pork chop, which had just cut, when the owner of the restaurant took his plate from under the fork.
- What insolence is this? - Snapped the traveler, with the fork still in the air.
- I'm sorry, sir, but that gentleman over there is Muslim and are offended if you eat pork, which, you know, according to his faith is very impure. -
- Mica eat it to him f or him, who'd understand ... he has to take offense of what I eat? -
- you can eat pork at home, but this is a public place, and you can not offend other people's ideas -
- those of others, no, but as mine is? -
- Lord, do not v'inquietate for charity, which will bring you a beautiful Florentine steak, that this is not pork. -
The traveler, who was an easygoing type, and to prove it had settled on the stool, which served as chair, agreed to return, for the sake of peace, but added
- Bring me a red one, however good, is that with the Florentine his death! -
- We Brunello di Montalcino excellent vintage -
- This pleases me, take it then. -
And after a short time came with a wonderful bottle
- Feel how wonderful, fragrance that comes out of my basement quest'orgoglio! -
- I have to agree that's a nice drink. Come on, pour - said, raising his glass
- You do not want to drink on an empty stomach? -
- Heavens no, wait for the Florentine -
The man walked away, but while the traveler was lost in thought, he came back, poured the brunello from the glass back into the bottle and was about to leave
- What the hell .. .? -
- s'inquieti not for charity, but you should also know that wine is impure and offensive a devout Muslim -
The traveler was about to open his mouth, but that had already moved away with the bottle.
And shortly after he returned with a jug of cold water.
- Believe me there is nothing better than a shot of pure, crystalline source -
- will - he resigned the wayfarer, unconvinced.
But finally his face brightened at the sight of a juicy steak and overflowing.
- Urca, if magna! - Finally exclaimed cheerfully.
But he had just cut a nice piece of meat smoking, and had stabbed his fork, lifting it up to the mouth craving, when someone took the fork out of hand, threw the cut piece into the pot, and took away the steak.
- For thousands and thousands of dunes of the Sahara, which does all this mean? -
- unfortunately - whispered embarrassed owner of the restaurant - has entered the Indian gentleman, and, you know, their religion is very offensive to eat meat of cows ... but can I do for a bass that will make you Aquolina in the mouth! -
- Go for bass - the traveler agreed, while eating
- Oh no! - Interjected another traveler who had come just at that moment - as a vegetarian I can not allow that use is made of meat animals. Are eggs, milk, tasty vegetables, fruits and plenty to eat -
- Fruits, vegetables, eggs and milk? Ma .. This is fine, but soon, the My stomach complaint with arrogance! -
- Wait a minute! - Interrupted another traveler came at that moment - I am vegan, and I will not let you eat eggs, or milk, which are foods that come from farms ... oh, you do not know what horrors, such as lager these farms are for those poor animals, which instead should live free and wild. -
- And then go for fruits and vegetables -
- ... but that is not captured on the tree! You can eat only what naturally falls from the tree, and nothing else -
The traveler, however, at this point lost patience, and what happened next is very unbecoming to tell.

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The parable a wonderful visit.

At that time we discussed with the family on where to go on vacation.
The father proposed to go up the river Ister to the two cities of Buda and Pest, and maybe even beyond, up to that village where Possoni eat more pork chops for those that are breaded in Mediolanum.
The youngest son, a lover of Norse fjords, and suggested instead the Costa Brava.
Dipietrus jumped up, all red and exclaimed, with eyes of
sling - But I say, I say, if you say you like the fjords ... c'azzecca that the Costa Brava?
fjords If you said, I anderessi in Denmark! -
- The fjords are Norway - pointed out the usual prissy
- And if I was in Denmark, staressi not so far away from Norway, I say -
snapped Dipietrus even more red, and eyes even more wide open.
At this point, the blonde daughter eagerly outside his preference for a holiday in Germany, among the tribes of the Cimbri and the Teutons, peaceful and cheerful. Salsiccine and beer in large quantities.
But his mother cut him short.
- Too many choices, so as not to hurt anybody, we all wrong. Choose the "neutral". He stays at home. -
And so it was said, and it was done.
Amen.

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the parable of the wolf and the lamb,

The wolf wanted to eat the lamb. But the shepherd tried to impedirglielo.Così good souls said that the dog was very bad, and they wanted it did pace.Pace between the wolf and the dog pastore.Allontanato the sheepdog, the wolf in the lamb soup and four quatt'otto, in the deafening silence of the (guilty) anime buone.Ancora now recall that it was the poor dog to attack the peaceful lamb lupo.Anche if there was even more ricordo.parola of Shelburne.

The parable of the bears disappeared.

At that time people was crying bitterly. Streams of tears ran down his cheeks ruddy from keeping fanciulle.Un wayfarer stopped to look surprised and asked "Why all these people crying? - They are disappearing Bears - How come? - It's getting warmer, there's more snow, and the bears disappear forever, uah, uah, uah! - On not do so. And then, all that snow I see? - As you can see snow if all the scientists say there is none? The traveler-he picked up a bit 'ground-... What's this? - It will be whipped cream, which can I say? - But it's cold ... - Of course, the whipped cream is a real hot shit - I can not give the wrong. But these Bears, who were before? - There were five thousand - And now, how many? - It is estimated that between twenty and thirty thousand. - But have since increased. Why do people cry? - You see, before the bears were disappearing were only five thousand. It was a problem. If you want to quantify it, it was a problem for five thousand animali.Ora bears that are disappearing are many more, and then the problem is bigger because more animals are in danger. And seeing the puzzled passer-added, more-endangered animals, the larger the problem. How do you not understand? - Yes - the traveler murmured, scratching his gourd - ... how do I not understand? Word-of Shelburne.

The parable of the mountain

At that time, a stranger came into the Land of Art and saw a great mountain .- How to get up there? - Asked a local vie.L .- There are two 'one is fraught with obstacles. Who will ventures is put a big load on his shoulder, and as it passes in the villages for people to insult, and he loses every time modo.Così most desist without reaching the summit, whom to fear, because those who can not bear the insults pretentious or continuing obstacles, because those who get tired or find something else to do. - And the other way? - Oh, that ... is the cable car, but is addressed only to those from the left. -And who wants to understand capisca.parola of Shelburne.

Parable of the goats and cabbage.

At that time, a young bright boy cabbage had ninety .- There They want at least a hundred, at least a hundred! - Shouted the padrone.Almeno percent? What is the problem? Added, ten goats, males and females, and counted: - Well, now we have one hundred goats and cabbage. -Right, but after some time the goats ate the cabbage, and many beautiful caprette.E born after some time, the wise guy again contare.E guess how many goats he found and how many sprouts? Is not difficult to understand immaginarlo.Basta want. .. and who wants to understand, capisca.Parola of Shelburne. The Parable of the Good

Napoletano

Then the Master said: "A bird fell from its nest and was half-dead. By chance a priest was going down that road, and saw him, but passed by on the side opposto.Così well as a grouch, he came to the place and saw him, but passed by on the opposite side. But it passed by a Neapolitan, saw him and had compassion, came and the food of dead ants and took care of him. The next day, took out two denarii, gave them to a friend and said, "Take care of him and whatever more you spend, I will refund on my return." Which of these three do you think was neighbor of poor little bird? "he said," He that showed mercy. "Then the Master said, 'Go, and do' the same thing too."
(apocryphal Gospel of St. Pcosta)

Parable of the wolf and the pastor can.

At that time a fierce wolf sheep savaged the poor shepherds, and spreading terror in the Valley of morte.Giunto red sunset, is launched against sheep, a shepherd who lived there, but the dog responded with energy, putting to flight the lupo.Il pastor had high praises to his faithful dog, and that night gave him a lot more meat, as the day came premio.Ma again the fierce wolf, in the presence of authority, saying that the shepherd had to be demolished because very dangerous, as evidence showed the signs of the bites that had ended up ricevuto.Come is written in the great book of that valley, but I will refrain from telling to inspire you to pensare.Parola of Shelburne.

The parable of the modern Diogenes.

At that time a man with a lantern in his hand was seen to electronics to travel the roads of the Web in full day, watching every bucum every pertugium, every forum, every time and get away with an air of disappointment if not crooked timber disgustata.Un reporter stopped him and asked, "What you look so, sir, with this electronic lantern in his hand? -Diogenes raised a wild-eyed at him, which seemed to peter, and exclaimed excitedly: - Seeking the man's intellectual right, and I can not find-The reporter asked him-I can still do something to help you? - But the philosopher, brandishing a stick and threatened him: - Take off from there before, I do not see the Sole24ore, nor the Journal of the South ... Word-of Shelburne