Monday, October 19, 2009

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the parable of the wolf and the lamb,

The wolf wanted to eat the lamb. But the shepherd tried to impedirglielo.Così good souls said that the dog was very bad, and they wanted it did pace.Pace between the wolf and the dog pastore.Allontanato the sheepdog, the wolf in the lamb soup and four quatt'otto, in the deafening silence of the (guilty) anime buone.Ancora now recall that it was the poor dog to attack the peaceful lamb lupo.Anche if there was even more ricordo.parola of Shelburne.

The parable of the bears disappeared.

At that time people was crying bitterly. Streams of tears ran down his cheeks ruddy from keeping fanciulle.Un wayfarer stopped to look surprised and asked "Why all these people crying? - They are disappearing Bears - How come? - It's getting warmer, there's more snow, and the bears disappear forever, uah, uah, uah! - On not do so. And then, all that snow I see? - As you can see snow if all the scientists say there is none? The traveler-he picked up a bit 'ground-... What's this? - It will be whipped cream, which can I say? - But it's cold ... - Of course, the whipped cream is a real hot shit - I can not give the wrong. But these Bears, who were before? - There were five thousand - And now, how many? - It is estimated that between twenty and thirty thousand. - But have since increased. Why do people cry? - You see, before the bears were disappearing were only five thousand. It was a problem. If you want to quantify it, it was a problem for five thousand animali.Ora bears that are disappearing are many more, and then the problem is bigger because more animals are in danger. And seeing the puzzled passer-added, more-endangered animals, the larger the problem. How do you not understand? - Yes - the traveler murmured, scratching his gourd - ... how do I not understand? Word-of Shelburne.

The parable of the mountain

At that time, a stranger came into the Land of Art and saw a great mountain .- How to get up there? - Asked a local vie.L .- There are two 'one is fraught with obstacles. Who will ventures is put a big load on his shoulder, and as it passes in the villages for people to insult, and he loses every time modo.Così most desist without reaching the summit, whom to fear, because those who can not bear the insults pretentious or continuing obstacles, because those who get tired or find something else to do. - And the other way? - Oh, that ... is the cable car, but is addressed only to those from the left. -And who wants to understand capisca.parola of Shelburne.

Parable of the goats and cabbage.

At that time, a young bright boy cabbage had ninety .- There They want at least a hundred, at least a hundred! - Shouted the padrone.Almeno percent? What is the problem? Added, ten goats, males and females, and counted: - Well, now we have one hundred goats and cabbage. -Right, but after some time the goats ate the cabbage, and many beautiful caprette.E born after some time, the wise guy again contare.E guess how many goats he found and how many sprouts? Is not difficult to understand immaginarlo.Basta want. .. and who wants to understand, capisca.Parola of Shelburne. The Parable of the Good

Napoletano

Then the Master said: "A bird fell from its nest and was half-dead. By chance a priest was going down that road, and saw him, but passed by on the side opposto.Così well as a grouch, he came to the place and saw him, but passed by on the opposite side. But it passed by a Neapolitan, saw him and had compassion, came and the food of dead ants and took care of him. The next day, took out two denarii, gave them to a friend and said, "Take care of him and whatever more you spend, I will refund on my return." Which of these three do you think was neighbor of poor little bird? "he said," He that showed mercy. "Then the Master said, 'Go, and do' the same thing too."
(apocryphal Gospel of St. Pcosta)

Parable of the wolf and the pastor can.

At that time a fierce wolf sheep savaged the poor shepherds, and spreading terror in the Valley of morte.Giunto red sunset, is launched against sheep, a shepherd who lived there, but the dog responded with energy, putting to flight the lupo.Il pastor had high praises to his faithful dog, and that night gave him a lot more meat, as the day came premio.Ma again the fierce wolf, in the presence of authority, saying that the shepherd had to be demolished because very dangerous, as evidence showed the signs of the bites that had ended up ricevuto.Come is written in the great book of that valley, but I will refrain from telling to inspire you to pensare.Parola of Shelburne.

The parable of the modern Diogenes.

At that time a man with a lantern in his hand was seen to electronics to travel the roads of the Web in full day, watching every bucum every pertugium, every forum, every time and get away with an air of disappointment if not crooked timber disgustata.Un reporter stopped him and asked, "What you look so, sir, with this electronic lantern in his hand? -Diogenes raised a wild-eyed at him, which seemed to peter, and exclaimed excitedly: - Seeking the man's intellectual right, and I can not find-The reporter asked him-I can still do something to help you? - But the philosopher, brandishing a stick and threatened him: - Take off from there before, I do not see the Sole24ore, nor the Journal of the South ... Word-of Shelburne